Episode 1683 - Leave 'Em At Home
There's a 1-in-4 chance you're having a bad hair day. Morgan says there's a 1-in-2 chance she's having one today. The Oscars (TM) are this weekend, and the presenter's gift bag has been unveiled, you'll want to consult your CPA, and your travel consultant. Plus Katy Perry and Prince Charles are working together on a charity project. And #HalleBerry has a gift bag.
Episode 1682 - Golden Ratio? Isn't That a Porno?
A look at Oscars (TM) ceremony by the numbers, you won't believe what it costs to put an A-Lister on the Red Carpet. Science and Mathematics have come together to determine...who is the best looking person. Plus Jessica Simpson has a book and is dishing on Ryan Gosling. And here's to #HalleBerry and here's to math!
Episode 1681 - On The Tacos That Night
Three states in the US still perform execution by hanging. Madonna and Live Nation have been sued for "showing up late" to concerts. Kim Kardashian has never swam in their pool, but that's not the real story, it never is. And we're pretty sure #HalleBerry swims in hers.
Episode 1680 - Shakin' What The Good Lord Gave Ya
Our review of yesterday's game, in a word, bummed.
Plus halftime highlights and stripper poles, Shakira's costume change, cuz there was no way the gold number was under the red number, nothing was gonna fit in there. Plus the #SuperBowlSleeper and our Super Bowl salute to #HalleBerry
Ep. 1679 - B.Y.O.D. Bring Your Own Dip
Happy Birthday Kerry Washington, no singing allowed. Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Guiannuli have listed their mansion, apparently there's some bills to pay. James Corden does damage control on the Carpool Karaoke Crisis. Plus #HalleBerry and #GoNiners!
Episode 1678 - Of Game of Thrones, Frozen and 24
Rant: The Big Game commercials have all been released online, so why watch the game? Plus NBC News is toying with yet ANOTHER hour of The Today show. Do we really need another hour of Today? Really? Plus imagine halftime with #HalleBerry.
Episode 1677 - And Slid Into A Lawyer
Little things that can mess up your day. Miley and Liam's divorce is final. That was indeed quick, and quiet. Plus Brad Pitt introduced himself at the Oscar Nominees luncheon in an unusual way, for Brad Pitt. Plus #HalleBerry.
Episode 1676 - I Challenge You To A Duel!
Pairing beer and Big Game snack food, apparently it's a thing. Meghan Markle's estranged father Thomas has challenged Harry to duel! We think he has to accept. Plus Martha Stewart has to clear her Instagram posts with her daughter first. And #HalleBerry.
Episode - 1675: He Had Nothing To Go On
Random facts and the Utah-Cali connection. Plus, Kylie and Travis are gearing up for an epic b-day party for Stormi's 2nd. And The Chairmen's Suite is being auctioned off in Atlantic City, including his gold-plated crappers and all. And we're all in for a gold-plated toilet for #HalleBerry
Episode 1674 - This Is Why We Have Trust Issues
Bill Crystal, The Oscar(TM) and asphalt. Someone caught James Corden in the act, literally, and the internet is losing its collective mind. Plus Fran Drescher is enjoying her friend. Let's put #HalleBerry on the cover of a magazine why don't we.
Episode 1673 - Let There Be Donuts!
Don't you just hate those that only take a segment of a donut? Just eat the whole thing, you know you want to. More Brad and Jen news, there's a poll. Plus Karate Kid - The Broadway Musical! Imagine the choreography to "Wax On, Wax Off!" Plus, the #HalleBerry bit receives an upgrade. You won't want to miss this one!
Episode 1672 - We Have NO Chemistry!
Animal Crackers and Elephant junk. Plus Cody Simpson talks about his relationship with Miley Cyrus, and Morgan has a new voice! Tom Hanks denies he endorsed a CBD product online, and he means it! Still deciding what to do with the #HalleBerry bit.
Ep. 1671 - The Halle Berry Bit
Australia's connection to rum! The internet is fangirling over Brad and Jen's "touchy" moment at the SAG awards. We have our opinions as to whether they are just "Friends." Plus Serena Williams puts a reporter in his place when asked about BFF Meghan Markle. And we can't figure out what to do with the ongoing #HalleBerry bit. Open to suggestions.
Ep. 1670 - Hey, How About Them 'Niners?
What a game yesterday! Now on to Miami! Well, it's official, Harry is no longer a "Royal Highness," and his father-in-law has chimed in on the entire crisis. Plus Brad Pitt got the internet buzzing last night at the SAG awards. And it's a holiday, so we'll pay tribute to #HalleBerry tomorrow.
Episode 1669 - I'm Like Leonardo Dicaprio
Redheads need more pain killers, true story. Plus the cat's out of the bag about Magnolia, the new cable channel from Chip and Joanna Gaines. Plus Jamie Foxx plays a round of "Burning Questions" with Ellen. Plus mile-high #HalleBerry
Episode 1668 - A Rant on TV Services
Friends, the series, may NOT be rebooting after all. Plus the producers of James Bond have spoken about the gender of the next 007 after Daniel Craig steps down this year. Plus Bond girl #HalleBerry too!
Episode 1667 - Mr. Cauliflower and Spray Cheese
Celebrities share their most hated foods, someone listed spray cheese, really? Spray Cheese is a party in a can! Plus Felicity Huffman's daughter got an acting part, see how the $15 Grand in exchange for a 400 point bump in the SAT paid off! Plus #HalleBerry
Episode 1666 - Ironing Thing Out
Japan has how many 7-11s? Queen Elizabeth ordered the Princes to meet and iron out the "now what?" urgency of Harry and Meghan stepping back and now that they choose to not suckle on the public teet, what will they do? Plus the viral video of a Kanye-like person falling from the Sunday horse is not him, so says fact-checking wife Kim Kardashian. And wouldn't want to piss #HalleBerry off, have you seen John Wick 3?
Episode 1665 - The Blank is Vagina
NFL recap, playoffs worked out the way we thought. The Royal family is officially meeting today to discuss the future of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, the Duchess is not in the UK and is phoning in. Plus Gwyneth Paltrow added a new scented candle to her Goop website, it's $75 and it's sold out, and it smells like...wait for it... vagina. So Gwyneth named it, "Smells Like My Vagina." Did we mention that it's sold out? Plus #HalleBerry.
Episode 1664 - 'Tis Only Just Begun
Aptronyms and horseshoes. Mexit is rearing its ugly head. For Queen and Country, and The Queen has called an emergency meeting to continue "at pace." Plus Brad Pitt credits Bradley Cooper. And #HalleBerry
Episode 1663 - Does That Fix It?
An overly long explanation of how and why: Leap years. Plus The Royals are "stepping back" from their Senior Royal status to live a life of who-knows-what. And Joaquin Phoenix is wearing the same old suit to every awards show...hope he changes his socks. Oh, and let's not forget #HalleBerry
Episode 1662 - You Know Who's Worth a Million Dollars?
Is there a 13th floor in your building? Plus a Wayback Wednesday random fact from 1994. First there was The Masked Singer, and now Fox is teaming up with Ellen to produce The Masked Dancer. And the woman that the movie "Hustlers" was allegedly based upon, is suing...and shes suing for a lot. Plus help me #HalleBerry.
Ep. 1661 - Can't Fix That
The best excuses NOT to work out this year. We recap the Golden Globes a day late because we had to wait for the stupid to fall out. Plus GOOP labs is ready for it's 6-episode run on Netflix...oh goodie. And help us #HalleBerry, you're our only hope.
Ep. 1660 That Little Ship Sailed...Into The Rough Seas.
And we're back! That was a long Christmas vacation but we're back! When do you take down your Christmas tree? Lori Loughlin is reportedly seeking help from a Prison Life expert, and Martha Stewart doesn't think it's a good idea. Plus Rod Stewart and his kid have been invited to a court appearance. Plus #HalleBerry